Beautiful mess.

Eurovision results, 2

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:58:08 +0200

Hungary! yeeey! woot woot! Azerbajian… ok suspected that. Georgia. Booorig. Romania? hahahaha! Norway! yep. i am happy!!! Iceland! Thor! Armenia. Sure, why not? Finland…. *sigh* (all the Nordic countries are in…) Maaaaaaalta! hoooray! loove…. Greece! Nice. ok. I’m happy.

vanhainen: lol! Darin can’t dance for shit!

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:48:23 +0200

vanhainen:

lol! Darin can’t dance for shit!

Eurovision pt 12.

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:20:26 +0200

l’Albanie! Serieusement, je dois trouver le pourcetage de pays qui ont de la batterie sur la scène…. Better rock this time. I like the strings.

Georgia… Thomas G:son wrote the song. I can hear that. I have heard it a million times before.

Switzerland. They look like mormons. just sayin’. the old man is not even trying. ahah “The Kristet Utseende from Switzerland” The swedish commentator is the best.

Romania……tralalalala. wubwub… and dracula. I don’t know this might be the next national anthem for them. it fits. just sayin’.

Eurovision pt11

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:03:39 +0200

Hungary oh hungary…. like you. the little hipster group of the eurovision.

Norway. I’m going to be very Swedish here and say: perfection. it is modern and sleek. Good electronic pop is what you are known for! go norway go!

If i could vote I’d vote for these two. and malta.idk

Eurovision pt10

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:54:25 +0200

Greek men. I like. if they wear kilts that is. and the song is catchy. I am not complaining.

Israel..Is she going swimming?My socialistic side wants me to not like it. But i like that she is singing in hebrew…..

Armenia. It is a nice with a rock-like break.I really want this to go to the final. It is generic, but the change is sooo good.

Eurovision pt 9

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:41:17 +0200

I didn’t know that Thor could sing!

Eurovision pt 8

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:39:59 +0200

Finland… Say yes to the dress on a stage… I thought i’d like it.. but no. sorry finland.

HAhah sarah dawn finer is very funny… cute.

MAlta oh malta. I’m melting.I loove you. I don’t care. this is like the cutest puppy in the bunch. ohoh ohoh….

Bulgaria. Please. stop. this is the woooorst of them all. mullet and some wubwub. Swedish comentator when it ended: “you who lowered the volume there, you can raise it now”. lol

Eurovision pt7

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:24:15 +0200

Better start this time, but srsly. thesong is no good. The performance is fun though..:) latvia, you are different. I like you for reasons… and sequins

San Marino… Is this the same girl as last year??? wut? the only way is up. She is not singing well enough for the song… :S

MAcedonia… Well. If a song in this competition was to be diagnosed with schizophrenia this is it. what way is up?

Azerbaijan… This is sooo much better now than in the preview! niiice…

Can we discuss the way we, the Swedes, do Eurovision? Ok.. Let’s find an arena for this...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:49:51 +0200

Can we discuss the way we, the Swedes, do Eurovision?

Ok.. Let’s find an arena for this glorious moment! Should we build one like Azerbaijan did? naah…

National final, four million viewers at home. What about in the national arena with 27 000 people there? ok cool. That’ll work.

Eurovision Song Contest? 120 million viewers in 44 countries… Does an arena for 12 000 people in Malmö sound ok? yes? Let’s do it!

sherlcko: applauds Denmark who got to the finals without help from neighboring countries...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:18:17 +0200

sherlcko:

applauds Denmark who got to the finals without help from neighboring countries voting

Well this is not entirely true… Sweden voted tonight. And we like Denmark. Allegedly.

Eurovision... results

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:59:21 +0200

Moldova…ok.. Lithuania? What the hell? Ireland. Yes! Estonia.. alright. Belarus? What? I’m dying! Denmark. Of course! Russia. Snoozeville. Belgium! Yeeees!!! ukraine. Sooo strange. The netherlands!!!! yep. it is all good.

Thanks Europe. You picked all the cherries at least.

See u Thursday!

Haha,and Petra is awesome! “Tack och förlåt Europa!”. Haha.

Eurovision pt6

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:20:50 +0200

Cyprus. I firs thought that her dress was see-through… singing well though. sounds like: Ammat i vassen!

Belgium… I hope he can sing well….. oh yes. it sounds good. I’m voting for this.

Serbia. What are they wearing? and no i am not impressed. If I had a gif-folder, i would use it now.

Please Europe… Show some proof of good taste now.

Eurovision pt5

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:04:13 +0200

Moldova. It is better with your eyes closed, or when you are live blogging… just sayin’. wohooo. I missed her grow! is it the giant from Ukraine again?

Ireland. Good. But what is up with all the drums this year? I should calculate a percentage. or not. just sayin’.

Eurovision pt4

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:57:00 +0200

Belarus. a mix of sertap and charlotte perelli anno 2008, but with a bad voice. :S the woorst.tick off all the eurovision boxes….

Eurovision pt3

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:52:44 +0200

Lithuania makes me want to sing along… to “I’m fucking Matt Damon”.

Eurovision pt2.

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:48:11 +0200

Ok. I just realized why i am watching this. The freak show. Montenegro… wtf?

It is Eurovision!

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:27:54 +0200

And it has been four songs and i am booored. Denmark! better.

Took this snapshot of Cesare being the commander of everything...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:43:00 +0200

Took this snapshot of Cesare being the commander of everything and everyone, going; “Burn it!” ,and it seriously looks like he’s holding a gun in his hand….

Resurrection pt 2!

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 01:36:13 +0100

The second semi-final, here we go!

Albania: Kinda catchy song… nice with something a bit ‘rocky’. 3/5
Azerbaijan: Expressionless guy. Boring song. 2/5
Bulgaria: drums? bad singing? check. 1/5
F.Y.R Macedonia: No. Just no. better than the worst though… 2/5
Finland: Catchy and she is charming. And it sticks out a bit… 3/5
Georgia: Duet. We have seen this before…But ok, it is decent. 3/5
Greece: Balkan- ska. Probably the genre I hate the most. But this is charming in comparison to everything else I have seen so far.3/5
Hungary: Considering the song, it might have been nice to understand what they are singing. Cute though. 3/5
Iceland: Oh, what was that? I fell Asleep. 2/5
Israel, uninteristing as always. But she is sorta fabulous. 3/5
Latvia: Skinny white dude rapping and a keytar? This is fun! 3/5
Malta: This is chaaaarming. gosh. this will be nice to see on stage. 4/5
Norway: This is fresh. Modern. Sounds like music produced in 2013. Cool.I like you and Margaret you are fierce. 5/5!
Romainia: Bad opera and a dubstep/dance-track? Please leave. 1/5
San Marino: You can only do better than last year. This is ok. 2/5
Switzerland: This is ok too. Like the guys and tha song is decent. :) 3/5

Missed one song. That will be a surprise then. :)

The songs all ready in the final:

France: The first song that smells blues. ice. She is great! Nice voice. 4/5
Germany: Ok, you can send Cascada. it is cool. But is she the best in eurovision? No. 3/4
Italy: Maybe the best ballad, but not good enough singer. 3/5
Spain: Country feeling. Not my cup of tea. 2/5
Sweden…. Because of youihihohouoiihiho. He’ll fit into this mush that is Eurovision 2013. He sings well though. 3/5
And the UK is sending Bonnie Tyler! Hitting hard. I think that this will be great on stage! 4/5

Resurrection, or all Eurovision songs are in!

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 00:03:38 +0100

Since I am bored and Swedish i guess I am doing this review.

Austria: Decent song/girl and show, though it looks like she have found her blouse at the local supermarket. 2/5
Belgium. Cute guy with a song that is, let’s say, dubstep-ish at times will probably go nowhere because: snooze-ville… Best thing from Belgium for a long time though. 3/5
Croatia. Didn’t you get the memo? It is 2013.And haven’t you heard? Walking randomly around on stage in suits does not count as dancing.1/5
Cyprus: She sings well but should get a new producer. Her song sounds like could I say ‘plastic’? 2/5
Denmark: Shouldn’t you be sleeping in that? What style of music is it? Sounds good though…. 4/5
Estonia. Try to top last years song. Just try! Oh, it sounds like you couldn’t. 2/5
Ireland: Whow! No Jedward? But it is a decent dance track! Go figure? 3/5
Lithuania: Is there no hope for you? The guy is totally uncharming and the song sucks. Were you thinking about the final? Forget about it. 1/5
Moldova: WAHT IS GOING ON? ah well, her singing is decent. 2/5
Montenegro: Dubstep-rap? Meets strip-club? This is like a musical Harlem shake. You just do whatever you think is the craziest and throw it in…2/5
Russia: poor girl, following Montenegro, but she seems like an angel after that other thing… And she is totally forgettable. 2/5
Serbia: Three girls and the costume designer has gone wild! Only one girl looks remotely invested in this… but cute. 3/5
Slovenia: Even more dubstep? But I like it. It is clean and modern. She sings well. I could dance to this. 4/5
The Netherlands: Have officially given up. The song is different though. 2/5
Ukraine: The song has no structure. But if they can recreate the video on stage. I will vote for them. 3/5
Belarus: Sertab Erener wants her watered down song back (See Eurovision 2003). Plus for shirtless men. 2/5